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Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Really random nowadays...just thought of a topic to blog about. My friends usually ask me why I know so many malays, and how I can remember their names...so I decided to blog about this haha...told u I'm random.

Zucram's guide to being in the 'mutt' group(no offense guys) CHAPTER 1

1.U need to know how to play soccer...something I cant

2.U need to know basic conversational malay and no singlay pls. And dun take years to finish dat 1 stupid sentence.

3.U have to be able to take jokes...cuz u'll be the joke for awhile.

4.Unless u're sure, dun go talking to them as if u're damn close to them. The standard response,"Who r u?"

5.Talk, dun keep to urself. And dun be a nuisance either.

6.Golden Rule: RESPECT

7.If u're a malaysian, they normally expect u to noe malay. If u dun, learn or be laughed at for the rest of ur pathetic life.

And that concludes the one and only chapter to my guide.





If u read till here...u seriously got alot of time. Exams over I guess. If not, GO STUDY!!! Oh ya! I searched 'Zucram' on Google and my blog is the first on the list...how cool is that? I'm FAMOUS! No la, just means I'm original haha. Ok cao!


2:28 PM


capture the present

ALL ABOUT ME HERE(like u wanna know -_-!)
Marcus, or zucram(SOME ppl pronounce it 'zoocum')
12 OCT 1991(wishlist below xD)
Victoria School

WISHLIST
Sony phone
Another pair of Levi's
A proper formal wear -_-
Lots of TLC
Friends like YOU
(I'm a contented person, so I dun really have anything now)

shit it out U





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