Zucram's Orange World

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Today was exceptionally fun for me...why?

Well I went to school at first to see chew hwasoon but then well NP had their great carnival and I decided to watch. I met ~~two three~~ four of my primary schoolmates. Three remembered me. The last one...well I din give her a chance to respond. I think she knew me, But then I just ran away doing my stuff. Haha, shy me...lolx.

Then I went back to the canteen to do my holiday homework...and passed the St. Nicks ppl. Adib was there, and both of us...well...breathed, and guess wad?! OMG la! Those girls smell damn good! Haha, me and Adib were like: "Ah doi! They smell DAMN nice sia!!! Want go smell somemore?" Dats VS for u, not the cheekopek part, but our stunning innocence. But come to think of it, they were ~~sweating~~ pespiring so much....how they smell so good?!?! Wonders of girls indeed.

Ok did my work and then went to play basketball with Lai Huat...lolx damn funny, both of us played so slack...soon we were on the floor shooting hoops, too lazy to even stand la! Played till 8 I think, then went to disturb the Red Cross ppl...they were having a camp. There was this game where they had to form a human chain with balloons in between each person, and there was this idiot who moved so much dat the balloon dropped down to his crotch level...and me and the Red Cross seniors were like hoping it to burst la! Dat would have been hilarious...notice I used the word 'would'...so obviously it didn't.

Went home with Lai Huat with blisters on both my feet (I played basketball bare-footed, stupid me) Bathed and came online and blogged while doing admin for NCC(Air). No life leh...

Listening to [SOS] by Rihanna...so cool!

11:08 PM

Saturday, May 27, 2006

Sehriouslee, I hor, nong nong neber nupdate niao neh. U tell lim-beh how? Must nupdate la...aiyo, tis kind of things har, is AH-BOH-DEN one leh.

Enough of that, let's move on with life. MY life dat is. Ur's is of no concern to me, smallfry. Haha joking la, just act mean budden cannot leh...

Kkx Peiqi and Nette just left Singapore for UK, sorry cant see u gals off...had training(dun ask wad) during that time.

Ok alot of thongs things happened during the last week of school. Just that I was too lazy to update. O dear wads happening to me? I used to update everyday no matter wad. I want my old self back...

Firstly, most important thing that happened...my application for VSPSB Exco, if I geddit, it'll be a turning point in my life, I can bet on it. I wanna thank anyone who have helped me make up my mind(I sound so indecisive!) and well basically encourage me to go for it. My mum deserves credit too...haha good thing she doesn't noe bout my blog, it'll be so embarassing if she finds out.

Secondly, GUESS WAD? U ~~guys~~ people noe Mr Careless Whisperer right? If u dun, well u're not from SG. Well guess wad? His real name is Patrick; same as my father...well he came to my school on ARTS Day. Not my dad but Patrick, Mr Careless Whisperer. HE FRIGGIN CAME TO VICTORIA SCHOOL LA! And I do pity him, he's like so sad la, kena reject but he's a good person. A good friend if u knew him, but well a really bad singer. He sang "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt and well we can't hear anything unless the whole auditorium was silent, library dat kind of silence...bottomline? He cant sing for nuts, but u gotta respect him man. He has a very high self-esteem and he believes in himself, he can take criticism(not mocks mind you) and he seems sincere, a good friend no doubt.
Actually the only reason he came to VS was cus Royston Tan was invited to showcase his short films, and trust me, they're good! Local talent indeed...Made me so inspired to be a director. But actually cannot make it one la...sigh

Thirdly, I got back report book, well got 23 for my L1R5 and yea...all becus i friggin failed boths maths. Badly. If not I sure 18 points oredi. Hopefully haha. Now I gotta go tuition, sian. Alot of people go learning labs leh...should I? Later fail even worse I LMAO. Anyone got recommendations for Maths tuition pls feel free to tag. And I'm not those kind of dao ppl k...even if I dun noe u, I'll still talk, dun worry. So pls feel free to tag yea...

Well I think thats all for now, I wanna sleep already. 2.30am on my watch. Tmr still got service at 8am. Wa siao liao.

11:18 PM

Monday, May 22, 2006

Removed the previous post cus it showed the idiotic side of me that I hate...

10:10 PM

These days are screwed up indeed. Especially today...

I failed both my maths. Not like it ain't expected but well it doesn't hurt to hope. Thing is, I failed E maths just cuz I friggin forgot to put in my brackets, and that caused me my 1 mark, and my ticket out of the Fantastic 4! Ok maybe I should explain...fantastic 4 is sorta like a club...a club of failers lolx. Well permanent members include me, Yuen Hong, Kevin and Zai Pok, for maths anyways. Study hard guys, we're gonna break outta it! We gonna PASS MATHS!!!!!!!

Today got back Physics(57.5), Geog(75), Social studies(58.8), Eng(64) and Chinese(76). Big disappointment was physics. BUT that was covered by my geog and social studies...WOW i did better than expected la! Eng wasn't that bad, I mean I expected worse cuz the whole school was like failing so I passed and that said alot, wish I had 1 more mark to get my B3 though. Nehmind must study more la, sigh...seems like tuition is inevitable. *sniff*

Had sex Ed with Mrs Raj...it was HILARIOUS! Ok, frankly it was a waste of time, I mean with ppl like Daryl Ho shouting stupid stuff...goes to show how matured they are u noe...well din even discuss anything sexual or erotic...haizz. BUT she talked about matured themes, or at least TRIED to la. Not that it helped or anything. No offense Naresh...

Today I dunno wads wrong with the bus la...keep on breaking down. When I was comin to school the bus stopped in the middle of the road cuz the engine stopped. Den ppl behind started horning, and I SWEAR I saw the bus driver return with a middle finger la! LOL!
Den on the way back, I was on the same bus with Jie Hao. I slept on the bus but got woken up when the back door couldn't close...u noe, when the back door close got this irritating alarm sound? Ya, apparently the door got stuck and the alarm was going on and on again. U tell me how to sleep? Den the bus driver stopped and started the engine dunno how many times. So hot la, the aircon go off and on...I sweating like pig lor. Den the driver went down and walked to the other bus behind us. Then the Ah Sohs all damn nervous la! Dey tot the bus spoil(I quote) den all chiong to another bus lolx. Jie Hao and me were like smiling cuz we scared later faux pas...in public leh, must behave ma. Cannot behave like hooligans. The only memorable part of the whole episode? The bus driver's voice. DAMN sharp sia, like Ah Kua liddat. In a way its cute la...I noe I'm bad...

Haizz so long since I blogged, now got so long post like damn shiok liddat leh. Wa ultimate destress tool...the blog. Use it!

4:19 PM

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Really random nowadays...just thought of a topic to blog about. My friends usually ask me why I know so many malays, and how I can remember their names...so I decided to blog about this haha...told u I'm random.

Zucram's guide to being in the 'mutt' group(no offense guys) CHAPTER 1

1.U need to know how to play soccer...something I cant

2.U need to know basic conversational malay and no singlay pls. And dun take years to finish dat 1 stupid sentence.

3.U have to be able to take jokes...cuz u'll be the joke for awhile.

4.Unless u're sure, dun go talking to them as if u're damn close to them. The standard response,"Who r u?"

5.Talk, dun keep to urself. And dun be a nuisance either.

6.Golden Rule: RESPECT

7.If u're a malaysian, they normally expect u to noe malay. If u dun, learn or be laughed at for the rest of ur pathetic life.

And that concludes the one and only chapter to my guide.

If u read till here...u seriously got alot of time. Exams over I guess. If not, GO STUDY!!! Oh ya! I searched 'Zucram' on Google and my blog is the first on the list...how cool is that? I'm FAMOUS! No la, just means I'm original haha. Ok cao!

2:28 PM

Monday, May 15, 2006

Sorry I din go online these few days...accompanying my dad, his last few days in SG u noe...yea so go out with him and the likes la. Fun! =D

8:27 AM

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Today is the last day of mid yrs! yayness!!!

Physics was difficult though...sigh. Wasted 1hr of the paper, cuz I gt tummyache den cannot concentrate, mindblock, stone in front of the paper and suffering in silent...=( In the end when ok only left half an hour to do the entire paper. Walau eh. I B3 happy liao this time =(

11:51 AM

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Amaths today. Screwed up liao. It was supposed to be easy but hey, I have already set aside Amaths as a failing subject so why bother studying? Tmr is geog and chem. =) wish me luck!

Ok post below was supposed to be posted yesterday but I forgot so, yeah, here it is. Today was SS test and guess wad? I kmew the exact qns for the test. I think it leaked or Mr XXX told his class and it circlated la.=) yay. Some might call it tyko or blessing. I call it illegal luck, i mean, we're not supposed to know but then we knew and thus it is known that its is held in our knowledge. =D I love this. So is it legal to know? By chance, i stress, by CHANCE. Not that we went to find out u noe...

12:40 AM

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Just thought offa song while bathing just now...in light of the recently over Elections:

To be sung to the tune of [eetzy weetzy spider]

Elections Day is coming
Vote for ur party
Listen to the rallies
Dey all so farni
Mr James Gomez
Hand in ur form pls!
Elections Day is comin
Vote for ur party.

-composed by Marcus Au Yong (while bathing)

Ok I know its a lil late for dis song but, HEY, I'm a lagger...so neber mind la hor. And I really thouht of it while bathing. Dun believe? Check my bathroom CCTV camera footage.

5:27 PM

Friday, May 05, 2006

Mum just came back. Dad seems to be happy to see her. They just closed the master bedroom door. They're making sounds I do not wish to describe. I wonder what they're doing? Hmm...

10:14 PM

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Damn long since I updated I noe...well no time. And my Dad's back! Yayness....

11:10 PM